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‘Body Of Christ’ Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student - News Story - WFTV Orlando
Being a recovering catholic, this about made me just about die laughing. Rather than sit here and come up with some more jokes (which wouldn’t be that hard), I just suggest you read the article. It is funny enough on it’s own.