You Might be a Terrorist If…

  • A million dollar cruse missle just blew up your five dollar tent
  • You end every sentence with ‘or somebody dies…’
  • A ‘Pest Control’ company has had a van outside your house for over a week
  • You recently exploded in a crowded bus
  • You told your driving instructor not to bother teaching you how to park
  • You live in a country that has oil
  • You currently live in a small cage in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
  • You own a pair of exploding shoes
  • The United States Government refuses to negotiate with you
  • You notice that your backpack contains ball bearings and black powder

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