- A million dollar cruse missle just blew up your five dollar tent
- You end every sentence with ‘or somebody dies…’
- A ‘Pest Control’ company has had a van outside your house for over a week
- You recently exploded in a crowded bus
- You told your driving instructor not to bother teaching you how to park
- You live in a country that has oil
- You currently live in a small cage in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
- You own a pair of exploding shoes
- The United States Government refuses to negotiate with you
- You notice that your backpack contains ball bearings and black powder
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